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why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
this is the most inspiring post on this website
please reblog if you are a role player and are still active on tumblr
Someone on pointless just said a cheetah was a leopard.
IF YOU’RE COOL WITH GETTING A KINDA AWKWARD ASK RIGHT THIS SECOND AND PLAN ON ANSWERING IT IN ALL HONESTY REBLOG THIS PLEASE.
WOAH I JUST FOUND SOMETHING THAT I FIND REALLY COOL
SORRY WE DONT HAVE THIS IN MY AREA BUT
WHEN YOU GO TO GET A CART
AND THEN YOU JUST GO ON YOUR MERRY WAY UNTIL YOU’RE DONE
AND GUESS WHAT YOU LITTLE BUTTWIPES THAT DONT FEEL LIKE TAKING YOUR FRIGGIN CART BACK
WELL THAT CART’S GONNA KEEP YOUR DAMN MONEY UNLESS YOU PUT YOUR DAMN CART BACK LIKE A DECENT PERSON
BUT NO HERE WE’RE FREE TO DO WHATEVER WE LIKE WITH CARTS PEOPLE CAN JUST RANDOMLY SHOVE THEM IN WITH THE REST OF THE CARTS AND NOT EVEN TRY TO KEEP THEM ORGANIZED AND GUESS WHO HAS TO FIX IT
THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE AND SHOULDN’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR LAZY ASS
THEN YOU HAVE THE PEOPLE WHO DON’T EVEN BOTHER TO TAKE THE CARTS BACK AND JUST LEAVE THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PARKING LOT TO HIT OTHER CARS AND SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
GOD AMERICA CAN WE PLEASE GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER
FREAKING SHOPPING CARTS
/I think we have these at civic centre.